went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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