he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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