On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I can feel your judgement through the phone
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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