On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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