They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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