Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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