How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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