In America we eat man semen.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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