He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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