your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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