are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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