Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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