Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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