some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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