I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I just blew my weed a kiss
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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