Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
