she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
He's a Shit stain on my heart
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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