Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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