but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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