i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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