question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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