I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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