Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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