i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize