I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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