i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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