he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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