Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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