i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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