i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Randomize
