OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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