ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
