Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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