I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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