Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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