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(715): View more from Wisconsin

i wish peter jackson would direct porn

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous

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(910): View more from North Carolina

after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it

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(701): View more from North Dakota

From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day

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How about a mike?

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Already had two of those

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???

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(703): View more from Virginia

Faces of meth called, they want their look back.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

How was your night?

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I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control

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