quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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