About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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