used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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