You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
