I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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