If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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