i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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