I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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