Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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