I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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