this just has baby written all over it
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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