this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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