1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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