Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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