D3 body, D1 cock
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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