This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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