Christians are straight up FREAKS
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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