we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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