actually, I'm a sock model
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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