Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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